Picnic
Today was the company picnic. The weather was perfect for it, sunny and not too terribly hot or humid. I met one of Rick's co-workers named Hans. Well, not really Hans, but a name that is comparable to Hans. By that, what I suppose I mean to say, is that he has a name that implies a certain image to come to mind when you hear the name. The image that the name suggests is not at all what Hans looked like. Whenever Rick has spoken about Hans, I pictured a little middle aged or older man with a German or otherwise similar background. You know, fair skin, perhaps crabby. The name just really sounds like a crabby old man. Anyway, so we walk up to this guy, Hans, and Rick introduces me and the son. Well, as it turns out, Hans is fucking HOT. Literally tall dark and handsome. Rick isn't sure of his ethnicity, but the common belief is that he is perhaps Indian or otherwise middle eastern. It sounds terrible, but I just couldn't keep my eyes off of him. Rick didn't have much chance to notice, as he was mingling, introducing the boy to his co-workers and such.
Don't get me wrong. I love my husband dearly, and would never ever cheat on him or otherwise be unfaithful. I'm just not that type of girl! ;0) But, my God, if I was!
Hans was quite the flirt. I'd say hes either in his late twenties or maybe early thirties. He was very sweet, and intelligent, which made for good conversation, and he gave me the once over a couple of times as we talked. "Rick is a lucky man," he said to me. I couldn't help but giggle when the object of my temporary affection complimented me. I felt like a school girl, crushing on him as I did. I'd be lying if I said I didn't fantasize about sneaking off to the woods with him, giving in to my urges. Perhaps a story shall emerge from that very idea....mmmm. I'm tingly at the mere thought!
Enough of that foolishness! lol
Speaking of school girls, I was shocked at some of the attire I saw the young girls wearing today. 11 and twelve year olds wearing skin tight low cut belly baring tops, and shorts so short their ass cheeks were hanging out. These girls were so young! It was awful! What was worse, was that a few of the nastier men made sexual comments about some of these girls. Are you kidding me?! They are still babies! How did their parents let them leave the house looking like that? Disgusting.
Seeing those girls made me wonder about how things would be if we had a daughter. It scares me to think of all the things she could be exposed to.
I was extremely boy crazy when I was younger. (perhaps even still today after meeting Hans!) I can remember my first crush when I was in preschool. Yes, preschool. When I was eight, I used to sneak my dad's Playboy's into my room when nobody was home, looking at the pictures and reading the cartoons. Later at age 12, I used to sneak into my dad's office in the basement and watch tapes from his hidden porn collection. This was when I found out that sex involved penetration. Yes, sex ed had failed me, I had no clue such things were possible, but then why should I? I was just a baby, too young to have any reason to know about these things. I think kids are exposed to sex too soon these days. I suppose this is why I'm scared to have a daughter. I can't help but wonder though, how I might have actually figured out about how sex worked, had I not viewed those tapes when I did. I suppose I would have been quite shocked when I lost my virginity! lol
If Rick weren't here right now, I believe I would need a cold shower to make me forget about Hans. Instead, I believe I'll take a hot bath and focus my heightened sexual energy on my loving husband.
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Thanks for the support, Good Wife.
And as to your attraction to someone other than hubby, well it happens to all of us. Doesn't mean you would stray. Or would it? Your picnic mirrors my plans for Nana. Haven't written the next installment but if I did write it according to plan someone would think I was stealing from your life's story. You now force me to change the details I was going to use.
Wilde_thought. My dear, sweet wild_thought. I love you to death, but you really must tell me where you've hidden those cameras! First the night stand, describing the contents with eerie accuracy, and now the picnic? Hmmmm... ;0)
I'm glad you didn't mis-interpret my comment, love. Such things can be rather sensitive.
Now, about those cameras...
xoxo
Admittedly, I am terribly curious how your story was going to continue. You really don't have to change anything, love. I am, however surprised that we've again collided this way, Nana and I. Very interesting.
xoxo
Yes, [adult swim] is fabulously mindless entertainment. My favorites are the 'Family Guy' reruns and 'Sealab 2010.' The sad thing is I only watch cable when I travel. I'm too busy when I'm home.
As to the storyline for Nana. I'm sorry but I am going to change the details. I mean where's the fun in writing it if someone else has lived it?
And as to the erie similarities of the story to your life -- who knows? Maybe I'm psychotic...er, psychic. ;-)
And yes, I'll keep everyone updated with my son's progress.
I do believe we've been posting and commenting online at the same time. NOW QUIT IT. IT'S FREAKY.
Ahhh....another psychotic regular reader! lol That explains alot! ;0)
You weren't one of the seven recent marriage proposals I've received were you? lol Yes, I received seven (to date) marriage proposals via email. How romantic! Somehow, I must not convey the message that I am currently married. Perhaps I should change the name of my blog to include the word 'wife', so as not to confuse anyone. Wait a second...Hey! My title does include that silly little word! lol
Whatever you choose to do with your story, I only hope to be able to read it. Again, I do believe you have fans of your writing who are perhaps just too shy or lazy to reply. lol I know of someone who took an idea from your last installment and tried it himself. (unfortunatly not with the intended result, but it all turned out well for him anyway, right Phinehas?;0)
Take care, love! Funny how we communicate through our blogs at the same time of day. lol We really must stop meeting up this way!
xoxo
LOL! We were typing that at the same time as well! You quit it! You're the psychotic one! ;0)
No, I've never sent you a marriage proposal via email. I mean really. What would I do with another wife? Just another woman for me to disappoint.
And what was it that about Phinehas? What did he do but didn't get the intended result? Information, please. I need details.
Awww! Por bresito! ;0)
Heres a link to Phinehas:
http://lightspeedodyssey.blogspot.com/2004/07/whipped-cream-mango-butter.html#comments
xoxo
Hah! The name Hans does bring to mind a certain stereotypical kind of guy doesn't it? Funny, but the only guy I've ever met named Hans didn't meet the stereotype at all either. Yeah, I know the guy's name wasn't really Hans, but still.
I can't BELEIVE what girls wear nowadays, either. My friend has a name for them: prostateens.
LOL! I'm glad you understood what I meant about a certain image coming to mind when you hear that name, Chastity! So true! ;0)
Prostateens! Thats a great description, Rich! Its just ridiculous seeing how they dress anymore. The clothes just keep getting skimpier and skimpier. Its disturbing, really.
xoxo
Prostateens. Love it.
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