Nipples in Abundance

Its officially winter, and it certainly is bitter cold. With highs in the single digits, and lows hitting negative numbers, its of no surprise that nipples are everywhere to be seen. That is, of course, if the person is not wearing a thick sweater or sweatshirt. I say person, because men's nipples are protruding this time of year as well, whether or not they like to admit it, and yes, we notice. ;)

Out shopping with a girlfriend last night, upon entering the store, I took off my coat. Immediatly she leaned in and whispered to me, "You may want to keep your coat on.....your...uh....showing..." At first I expected a rip or tear or some other flaw in my clothing, that would warrant such a warning. The only thing that caught my eye was two nipples, completely covered by my top, but letting their presence be known.

Looking down at my chest and back at her, I asked with my expression if thats what she meant. She nodded and looked around as if we were discussing pornography in church.

"I'm okay with that," I said before continuing with the shopping trip. Nothing more was said.

When did nipples become obscene? I wasn't walking around the store licking my fingers and tweaking my nipples as I wet my lips with my tongue and made come hither faces at passers by. I'm not offended when I see someone with hard nipples, I don't even think twice about it.

We're due for a long, bitter cold winter, so those who take offense, beware! My nipples are hard, and I don't care!