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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Surreal Life

I'm not a big fan of reality tv, but in a morning/noon/night sickness induced laziness, I caught the new seaon premiere of the Surreal Life Sunday night. Holy shit! Never felt more sane in all my life!

They get Verne Troyer, mini me from Austin Powers, drunk off of his ass, and then he starts hitting Christopher Knight, Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch, before he finally passes out and Chris has to carry him to bed. He looked like a strung out toddler being carried off.

Then he starts this creepy moaning shit, and before you know it, hes naked on his little scooter, pissing in the corner of the common room! Creepy. Creepy. Creepy.

Da Brat has this funny idea that she doesn't belong on the show because its a show for "has beens" of which shes not. Somebody send the girl a clue.

Chyna Doll, you know the creepy drag queen looking ex WWE wrestler, acts strung out on drugs and is clearly the shit disturber in the show. Well, that and Verne with his little dog syndrome attitude.

What an interesting ensemble of stars. And creepy!


At Wednesday, January 12, 2005 4:08:00 AM, Blogger Joe Nobody said...

My wife and I watched this show the other night. We had never seen it before. You're right, it's wrong. It's just wrong and I can't look away.

I managed at one point to look over at my wife and her eyes were wide and mouth was open, she was totally in shock.

When it was over she said she was going to have nightmares about little Mini Me pissing in the corner of our bedroom.

I spent the rest of the night walking around the house making Mini Me's scooter sound just to creep her out.

Can't wait for the next episode.

At Wednesday, January 12, 2005 9:13:00 AM, Blogger Lazlo930 said...

I heard the hook about Verne while channel surfing and had to tune in. It was like watching a train wreck. Horrible to look at but I couldn't tear myself away. I kept wondering why Chyna moved into Verne's specially made room. She is so huge and gross and couldn't fit herself into any of the furniture. What a crazt fucked up place to live.

At Wednesday, January 12, 2005 10:35:00 AM, Blogger Opaco said...

oh i totally watched it. i couldn't believe most of it. except that jane still looks damn good.
the drama is going to be over the top this year season isn't it?

At Wednesday, January 12, 2005 2:20:00 PM, Blogger Carl from L.A. said...

Mini-me, buck naked on his scooter, pissing in the corner of the living room - I'm still LMAO. Classic.

At Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:54:00 AM, Blogger Bent said...

"Stars", albeit "B" list at best, always seem to have some freaky things goin' on...but I would have liked to seen Verne getting jiggy with it. LOL

At Thursday, January 13, 2005 11:03:00 PM, Blogger Beastie said...

We saw some repeats of previous seasons this past September I think it was, and put it on our Tivo season pass. We were pleasantly surprised when it recorded the new season as we had forgotten about it. Its nice to see that celebrities are pretty much whacko :)


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