100 Things About Yours Truly

Everybody seems to these at some point or another, so I decided to jump on the bandwagon. lol

1. I'm a capricorn

2. I have one tattoo~ a butterfly on the small of my back

3. Graduated high school with honors

4. Have a college degree

5. Fave alcoholic beverage: strawberry margarita

6. One of my random favorite movies: Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. I love Monty Python

7. Random song that makes me wanna jiggle it: Hey Ya~Outkast

8. I love animals

9. Song that makes me laugh: BloodHound Gang's "Discovery Channel" you know the one that goes, "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel." lol

10. I love urban legends. I can spend hours reading books or looking up legends online

11. I love to read

12. Fav type of book: Medical thrillers, like anything by Michael Palmer

13. Random song that makes me wanna jiggle it: I Like The Way You Move~Outkast

14. Biggest Fear: Something happening to my husband or son

15. Second biggest fear: tied between heights and bugs

16. Things that irk me: people who pop their gum or eat with their mouths open and peepul whoo kan't spel gud.

17. I love sex, and think about it often. Duh. lol

18. I like to be dominated by my husband. He rarely does it though.

19. Intelligence is a HUGE turn on for me. I'd choose that over looks any day.

20. I like men with deep sexy voices

21. Me and my dad never got along. We're too much alike.

22. Lost my virginity at 17

23. Three of the men I previously dated are now gay. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?!

24. Random fav movie: Barefoot in the Park~Robert Redford and Jane Fonda

25. Fave color: blue

26. I love the smell of a man who has been outside working. Not BO, but the sweat and pheremones mixed with his cologne.

27. I like to sweat during excercise and sex, but NOT because its hot out. Blech!

28. I can totally rebuild a carberator. Daddy taught me.

29. I love being a mommy and want more children.

30. My dad kicked me out of the house after I graduated from high school. I was pissed at the time, but I guess I deserved it.

31. I then went to live with Rick at his parents house with my own room.

32. Rick's dad snuck into my room one night five months later and molested me. I was paralyzed with fear and couldn't even move.

33. I moved back home 3 hours later.

34. Rick's dad claims it wasn't his fault because hes a paranoid schizophreniac.

35. On August 17, 2000, one of my dearest friends was brutally murdered in a bus station.

36. The fucker who killed him claims it wasn't his fault because hes a paranoid schizophreniac.

37. I FUCKING HATE CRAZY PEOPLE! Lock 'em up and gas 'em, do the rest of the world a favor.

38. Roses are my favorite flower. Any color will do.

39. I am technologically challenged. I rely on my husband for anything remotely tech, except for this blog. Aren't you proud of me?! ;0)

40. I love my husband dearly. I am very happily married.

41. I love my son with every fiber of my being.

42. The movie Strays scared the crap out of me. I've never looked at cats the same way since.

43. I've performed castrations at the animal clinic I used to work at. Don't fuck with me, I know what I'm doing! hehehe

44. I have a belly button ring. It once got ripped out though, accidently by a boyfriend OUCH! But I got it repierced.

45. I do bellydance tapes and Carmen Electra's Strip Aerobics for excercise. Then I feel like a sex goddess afterwards.

46. I love excercise, but I hate the hoopla of getting ready for it.

47. Random Fav movie: Primal Fear~ Richard Gere and Ed Norton The ending just blew my mind!

48. I'm bare down there. Rick asked me to do it once, and its stayed that way ever since. I've had no complaints. ;0)

49. Chore I hate: unloading the dishwasher. Don't ask me why

50. Girl I'd go gay for a day for: Angelina Jolie~shes gorgeous

51. I love to garden, get my hands in the dirt, love it!

52. I can play the guitar

53. I can NOT sing

54. fave food: strawberries

55. Guilty confession: I like George W.

56. Yeah, I'm a republican, so what?

57. Turn on: British, Austrailian and latin accents. YUMMY!!

58. Favorite sugar coated song: Sugar Sugar~ The Archies

59. I love Tenacious D. They crack me up!

60. Fave TD song: Tribute

61. I enjoy porn.

62. We went to Disney World for our honeymoon

63. Autumn is my favorite season

64. Good fuck song: I wanna fuck you like an animal~ Nine Inch Nails

65. I'm addicted to Iron Chef

66. I still watch Scooby Doo cartoons

67. I love the beach and water

68. I have a bathroom with a beach/underwater theme with murals I painted myself

69. I've had over 300 pieces of art/writing published

70. I myself have been published nude in vast circulation. (no tips, hints or clues, so don't ask! lol)

71. I love to laugh

72. Husband taught me how to play MTG. (if you don't know what it is, don't ask cuz I'm too embarrassed to admit it! lol)

73. I love to be out in the sun

74. Dark gloomy days can make me feel sad

75. I always swallow. Never once spit. (I guess that just seemed rude)

76. I prefer silver or platinum jewelry to gold

77. Sports put me to sleep. I do like NHL though.

78. Last movie I saw in the theatre: Stepford Wives

79. I change my eye color often with colored contacts

80. I have impure thoughts about two of the members of my son's favorite children's entertainer groups The Wiggles. Wiggle this baby!! *blushing*

81. Love Conan O'Brian. Hes hilarious

82. Random song that makes me wanna jiggle it: Dirrty~ Christina Aguelira (I think the video is hot too)

83. Grew up on and LOVE the Muppets

84. I can't stand coffee. Blech! Tastes like bitter water! Love the smell though

85. I like to be spanked

86. I have famous relatives

87. We don't associate with Rick's family at all. None of them.

88. I love garage sales. Rick hates them.

89. Fave game system: Nintendo and Super Nintendo. I can play me some Mario! lol

90. Currently reading: Re reading Dante's Inferno. It just fascinates me.

91. Husband also taught me how to play d&d. yeah, hes a big dork lol

92. I have kissed a girl (spin the bottle game)

93. I've showered with girlfriends

94. Butterflies up close freak me out. ITS A BUG!!! BLECH!!

95. I almost always have long manicured finger nails

96. One of my fave groups: Barenaked Ladies (can you tell I love guys with a sense of humor? lol)

97. Sara McLaughlin's song"Angel", makes me think of my friend who was murdered and therefore sob.

98. I swore I'd never do one of these silly 100 lists! lol

99. I believe in God and an afterlife, but not reincarnation.

100. I love all the wonderful people I meet through blogging!

Whew! Did anybody actually suffer through the whole list? lol Thats me in a nutshell! Also, feel free to ask me any questions you may ever have whenever you want. No need for a special q&a day here, just ask when the feeling strikes!