Dear Good Wife,

Thought I'd share some more interesting reader mail.

Hi Good Wife,

Are you a man. Youre words sound like my english teacher. I don't think girls could use big words.

Markie

No, Markie I am not a man. It seems as though your english teacher has his work cut out for him though. Good luck with that.


Hello

What that guy said about urine is true. It is very good for you, nutricious even, should you wish to try it. If you do venture that way, please do post your experience. Don't worry! I don't want you to send me your specimens! :-)

J

Enough with the pee emails.

I would like to request a story! :oP How about a mom and son story? Or father and daughter could even be good too!!

B.Man

Incest? No.

Hi there,

I saw you say you wanted a pen pal. I would write you letters. Send me your address and I'll start writing now! (and I'm not crazy, so thats good, right! :)

Jarr

Thanks so much, but I'm gonna have to pass on that for obvious reasons. Glad you're not crazy though! Thats always good.

And most interesting and impressive of all:

Dear Good Wife,

I love your blog! Excellent and unique writing! So unique, I believe I recognized it from an article you may have written for [name of magazine removed]. Am I correct? And further still, I think I may lucky enough to actually own a book that your nude photos were published in. Is [name of book removed] correct? I was quite the happy man when I made my discovery. Am I correct? (hope I've not made a fool of myself) And if so, may I make a request? I would love to have your autograph. I'd send my book and magazine, but I know its not safe for you to give your address out to strangers. Maybe just on a slip of paper? I'd be very appreciative. I apologize if I'm incorrect and have bothered you. I am fairly certain that I'm correct though!

Anxiously awaiting your response!
Sincerely,
John

Wow, John. Good on ya, love! I was shocked when I received this email. Absolutely SHOCKED. Yes, you are correct, and I would be more than happy to send you my worthless autograph! lol Email me your address at good_wife00@excite.com and I'll send you a signed photograph. My goodness. I am just amazed.