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Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes"

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills,Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as ourBridal Registry."

2 Comments:

At Wednesday, September 08, 2004 6:04:00 PM, Blogger rolandog said...

LOL!!!! Great joke GW... too bad we might all end up needing all those things...

 
At Wednesday, September 22, 2004 11:25:00 AM, Blogger j.o.y. said...

i loved that joke and i passed it on to some friends.

 

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