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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to getaway from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.Satan walked up to the old man and said, " Don't you know whoI am?"The man replied, "Yep, sure do.""Aren't you afraid of me?" asked Satan."Nope, sure ain't," said the man."Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?"asked Satan."Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone."Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" "Yep," was the calm reply."And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan."Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

Admit it, there is a couple that you know that came to mind when you read that! ;)

5 Comments:

At Wednesday, September 01, 2004 11:45:00 AM, Blogger Dilbertgolf said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
At Wednesday, September 01, 2004 11:58:00 AM, Blogger cathy said...

some that I know are in my own family

 
At Wednesday, September 01, 2004 4:04:00 PM, Blogger RD said...

thats really funny. I didn't say that I didn't like your blog.

 
At Thursday, September 02, 2004 10:17:00 AM, Blogger Good Wife said...

Sorry Robert. I guess I misunderstood your critique. :)

xoxo

 
At Thursday, September 09, 2004 7:50:00 AM, Blogger Patrick H. said...

Shucks. It sounds like my benighted ex-marriage. These days, I affectionately refer to her as Beelzebubbette.

--PH--

 

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