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Thursday, October 21, 2004

"Whats your poison?"

Letting the dog out in the backyard today, I made the mistake of making eye contact with Santa as he passed near the fence. He was sipping something out of a thermos, presumably coffee, and he feverishly motioned for me to come talk to him. Great.

He reached over the gate and tried to unlock it to let himself in, but found it too difficult and awaited my assistance. I made no such offer as I noticed the alcohol fumes permeating from him.

"What are you drinking, Nick?" I asked.

"Oh this?", he asks offering me the thermos. "Just a little Jack and some special ingredients," as he chuckles.

I turn down the special concoction.

"Don't you drink? Or are you religionous?" Yes, he said 'religionous'.

"I drink some, but never before 10 am. Isn't it kind of early for Jack, Nick?"

"Ohhhh no! Never too early for Jack." *swigging from the thermos*

"Hmmm..." I say, glancing at the door, hoping to get away from this conversation sooner than later.

"Whats your poison, darlin'? What do you like to drink? Probably tequila, right? Because you're a little Spanish fly, right?" *winking way too many times*

I didn't know what to say to that, because my favorite drink does have tequila in it. Happy coincidence, but stereotypical nonetheless. I decided that Santa didn't need to know my drink preference, and the dog started barking to go inside, so I was off the hook.

So, inspired from 'ol St Nick himself, whats your poison? Or are you 'religionous', and therefore can't drink? lol


8 Comments:

At Thursday, October 21, 2004 1:16:00 PM, Blogger wilde_thought said...

It would be too hard to choose just one. Therefore let me give you a list of preferences.

1. Shiner Bock
2. Negro Modello
3. Elijia Craig Bourbon on the rocks.
4. A dirty vodka martini. (I'll let you figure out what makes it dirty.)
5. Jack and Coke.
6. A good red wine with a porterhouse steak.
7. Whatever the bar is serving.

 
At Thursday, October 21, 2004 2:32:00 PM, Blogger Mike said...

Simple. Ice cold top shelf vodka straight.

 
At Thursday, October 21, 2004 3:51:00 PM, Blogger Phin Samuels said...

rum & coke

I was at P.F. Changs a couple of weeks ago and they have this drink called the P.F. Changs Green Tea. It was dynamite!

 
At Thursday, October 21, 2004 4:07:00 PM, Blogger Chuck said...

One of my favorite subjects!!

Miller Lite
Black and Tan
cheapass vodka and Crystal Lite lemonade

 
At Thursday, October 21, 2004 9:02:00 PM, Blogger Rich said...

I'm surprised you didn't go anywhere with the Spanish fly comment....
I like Beer. Good Beer, which generally means Microbrews. Sam Adams, Pete's Wiked, Red Hook ESB and Flying Dog are all in my fridge right now :)

 
At Friday, October 22, 2004 10:49:00 AM, Blogger j.o.y. said...

santa is creepy. stay clear of him.

the other night my husband seduced and romanced me and set the mood. he used our wedding wine glasses and filled them up with my favorite: jack daniels wine coolers.

i'm not a drinker, i don't drink. i stopped drinking 8 years ago, but now i only drink when i'm with my husband and we are having something special.

i weigh 103 lbs, so i'm quite petite, and it doesn't take much 2 give me a good buzz. i enjoy coolers, margaritas or something fruity.

 
At Friday, October 22, 2004 11:19:00 AM, Blogger Mr. Waterhouse said...

A local brewery brews a concoction called Arrogant Bastard Ale. It suits my character and my palate. Sadly, anything more powerful puts me straight to sleep.

 
At Friday, October 22, 2004 8:19:00 PM, Blogger Patrick H. said...

Single malt Scotch whiskey and/or good smooth tequila would be mine ... And neat, please. No need wrecking it with ice, after all.

--Patrick--

 

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