Prostitution on your W-2

What if sex were a legitimate job to hold? Of course, in this utopian thought bubble, you'd have to assume total safety to the one working in such a field, be it from disease or any type of physical abuse. But that assumed, what if?

Surely having a strong sexual appetite would be a bonus. Then theres the excitement of wondering who you'll fuck next, or rather, who will fuck you next.

You could divulge in any sick, twisted or taboo fetish without upsetting your significant other. Further more, you could witness the ecstasy said fetish brings to the person who suggested it.

It would be interesting to experience a wide range of dick size, from the small and thin, to the thick and surprisingly large. Does size really matter? One working in such a profession could surely tell you, with all the proper research to back up such a study.

One would most assuredly feel like a goddess, having the power to excite so many. Who doesn't want to feel like a goddess?

I suspect it would be a primarily female workforce. What woman would go pay for sex, when she could just as easily get paid to satiate herself?

Think of the business cards. I think I would be cheeky and have my card read "A taste of the Good Wife", along with whatever other relevant information. I think I may already have a loyal customer base. If, of course, this utopian thought bubble exsisted.

But would I still be the Good Wife, if I held such a position? Would it be possible? Rick wouldn't approve of such nonsense. I don't think my conscious would either.

Would it be possible to make love anymore? Or would fucking all day long, take out the special connection between two lovers?

All the exciting new sexual experiences would have been wasted on strangers. What was once so sacred and special, will have been fucked away Monday through Friday with the red light special. Then what? Whats left?

Perhaps this utopian thought bubble needs tweaking.