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Monday, November 08, 2004

Pain in the butt

Yesterday was spent doing more work than I care to think about. Most of my day was labored away outside, where I power washed the patio, deck and house. Fine and dandy, except that the dog was playing in the mud and created a nice slick spot on the bottom of the deck steps, which me, being the graceful swan that I am, quickly stepped in and fell. Hard.

In a desperate attempt to catch myself from falling, I scraped away a good amount of skin from my left arm, which still burns as I type this. Today, the scrapes have developed into blue and purple bruises, arranged in such a way that it looks as if Rick beat me. My mother would be appalled.

I have a four inch perfect outline of the step edge, tattooed on my ass with hues of blues, purples and even some fuschias shadowed with the faintest hint of yellow. It feels as good as it sounds.

Hurt perhaps most of all, may have been my pride, should my husband had decided to have been outside helping me, but alas, he was not and so spared my tender ego. Thank God for that. I can rest easy, knowing no one saw my graceful plummet, or heard my pained squeak.

Well, except for the dog.

My bottom is protesting the office chair in which I sit, so I'm off to find an ice pack.

15 Comments:

At Monday, November 08, 2004 11:49:00 AM, Blogger & said...

Dead dogs tell no "tails"

 
At Monday, November 08, 2004 12:09:00 PM, Blogger Patrick H. said...

When I was married to Beelzebubbette DeVil, she had a similar incident. We had a sunken living room, and she tripped over the dog and rammed her shoulder onto that step. She had trouble moving her arm at all and went to the doctor. She told me later that no less than three staff members at the doctor's office whispered to her that there were shelters she could go to.

Scary thought in this day and age of paranoia over domestic abuse, hey? I got tried and convicted and probably sentenced to hang, and I wasn't even home when the incident occurred.

--Patrick--

 
At Monday, November 08, 2004 1:06:00 PM, Blogger Mr B said...

Ouch, Sh1t happens. Well at least you did not break anything, especially your coxix which would have been very bad. The bruses to your body and pride will subside. I did a similar thing when I was seventeen in a kitchen (work) when I had a mug in my hand. I needed a few stitches, I still have the scar.

By the way, what type of dog is it? I had a Springer Spaniel for nineteen years, completely mad, but so much fun.

 
At Monday, November 08, 2004 1:23:00 PM, Blogger Alex said...

I hope the butterfly is alright!
I'd be happy to massage your bottom bruises if it would help. ;-)
I'll send a few kisses instead.
(xx)(xx)

 
At Monday, November 08, 2004 2:42:00 PM, Blogger Anonymous in DC said...

Yes, please. Tell us more about your ass.

Lots more.

 
At Monday, November 08, 2004 5:05:00 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Here's a thought... take a picture of your black and blue ass so we can all feel sorry for you for the next couple of days... bet it's still cute. lol

 
At Monday, November 08, 2004 10:07:00 PM, Blogger scrubsnhugs said...

Awwww poor thing..thank God you suffered only bruises!!

 
At Tuesday, November 09, 2004 8:37:00 AM, Blogger Good Wife said...

Thanks for the well wishes. It still hurts!! And the bruises are rather hideous. I showed Rick last night. His reaction: "OH MY GOD! Thats the biggest, ugliest bruise I've ever seen!" Thanks. That makes it all better. lol

Mr B, we have a labrador mix. Hes seven, but still acts like a puppy when theres mud or snow to be played in. And yes, I'm glad I didn't break my tailbone, because there is absolutely nothing you can do for that. And I may not be able to blog for a bit either...

xoxo

 
At Tuesday, November 09, 2004 8:56:00 AM, Blogger & said...

Husbands always know just the perfect thing to say, don't we? lol

 
At Tuesday, November 09, 2004 9:29:00 AM, Blogger Ben said...

Bob, I agree totally. Not only would most guys say, "My God, that's the ugliest bruise I have ever seen!" We would have followed it up with: "So, you wanna have sex?" Guys are the epitome of the word sensitive.

Hope you are feeling better GW

 
At Tuesday, November 09, 2004 12:03:00 PM, Blogger & said...

Hey,

I am sensitive. I would have made sure to use a position that was fulfilling while at the same time protecting the delicate and bruised bottom. See? What more could a girl ask for?

 
At Tuesday, November 09, 2004 12:33:00 PM, Blogger Mr B said...

A Labrador mixed with madness ;-) I used to have a Welsh Springer Spaniel that never grew up - wonderfull times.

Get well soon!

 
At Sunday, October 02, 2005 8:10:00 AM, Blogger Steve Austin said...

Enjoyable blog. Please check out my big dog blog.

 
At Sunday, October 02, 2005 3:54:00 PM, Blogger Smallman said...

I skim a lot of blogs, and so far yours is in the Top 3 of my list of favorites. I'm going to dive in and try my hand at it, so wish me luck.

It'll be in a totally different area than yours (mine is about body makeover) I know, it sounds strange, but it's like anything, once you learn more about it, it's pretty cool. It's mostly about body makeover related articles and subjects.

 
At Monday, October 03, 2005 5:33:00 AM, Blogger jon said...

I was searching for newfoundland dog info and found this post. I agree totally!

Paul

 

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