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Friday, September 17, 2004

Dicks on Parade

Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones, all attached to disgusting hoosiers who look like they haven't bathed in about a month.

Our neighbor is having their deck extended partially around the side of their house. I have the lovely view of the less than attractive workers through our bay window where I like to sit and read.

They weren't there more than ten minutes this morning when one of them whips out their dick and starts to piss, doing nothing to try and hide what he was doing. Okay. Thrity minutes later and another guy is whipping it out while he talks to a guy thats sitting down and eating, doing what looks like figure eights with his stream.

Having had enough of the show, I go to the kitchen where I am wiping down the counters when I see out of the corner of my eye another 'worker', peeing in our neighbors rose bushes. This one was unique. He looked to be jacking off as he peed, stroking himself as he emptied his bladder. Interesting, but gross nonetheless.

These guys must have UTI's, or maybe prostate problems, I dunno. I like that over the excuse that they are just disgusting guys, running around showing off their dick size and marking their territory. I believe I'll be closing the curtains in the meantime.


At Friday, September 17, 2004 10:53:00 AM, Blogger Dick said...

They were pretty much just idiots, it sounds like.

At Friday, September 17, 2004 1:41:00 PM, Blogger RD said...

Some guys have to "milk"(think cow utter) their dicks when peeing so as not to have any dribble.

At Friday, September 17, 2004 2:00:00 PM, Blogger Patrick H. said...

Perhaps a quiet suggestion to your neighbor about getting them a Port-O-Let or letting them into the house to piss in a real toilet. I'll tell you something nastier than your workers pissing in the backyard story, though. And this is a true tale.

A library branch in a mostly Hispanic neighborhood in this area had to post a sign over the urinals in Spanish that the urinals were for peeing and to please not back up to them with dropped pants and shit there. Honest Injun! LOL

At Friday, September 17, 2004 3:53:00 PM, Blogger Opaco said...

in all the years that i worked construction i can honestly say that i never pissed in someones yard. but, in my many years of drunken stoopers i have pissed in many an odd places...

At Monday, September 20, 2004 7:49:00 AM, Blogger Dilbertgolf said...

That is pretty disgusting. For the person who posted about the urinals and the hispanic workers. I live in Texas and obviously we have a lot of migrant workers both legal and illegal. The sewer systems in Mexico are so bad that they are unable to flush the toilet paper down the toilet, so they simply throw the used TP in the trash cans. My wife used to teach in an area that had several hispanic children. As you can probably guess, one of the most difficult things was getting these little kids to understand that they can flush the TP and to NOT throw it into the trash cans.

At Monday, September 20, 2004 2:19:00 PM, Blogger Patrick H. said...

I'm also in Texas, Dilbert, and that's where the sign was posted. As best the library could determine, most of these people had never seen a urinal, but I'm still baffled as to how one could think that backing up to one of them and letting fly could be at all the right way to go.


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