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Thursday, July 28, 2005

The Aristocrats

I gotta say, this is a dirty joke that I had never even heard of before seeing Penn Jillette defend it while flipping the channels the other day.

Found a link that shows random versions of the joke, and lets you submit your own here.

Seems each version is a bit more foul than the last, but then, I suppose thats the point.

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At Thursday, July 28, 2005 11:11:00 AM, Anonymous ed said...

I've never heard of that joke either.

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At Friday, July 29, 2005 10:52:00 AM, Anonymous ed said...

So are you going to post your own Aristocrats joke then, GW? ;)

 
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