The Aristocrats
I gotta say, this is a dirty joke that I had never even heard of before seeing Penn Jillette defend it while flipping the channels the other day.
Found a link that shows random versions of the joke, and lets you submit your own here.
Seems each version is a bit more foul than the last, but then, I suppose thats the point.
posted by Good Wife @ 6:48 AM
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I've never heard of that joke either.
Thanks for the link...er...I think...
So are you going to post your own Aristocrats joke then, GW? ;)
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Great post, I enjoyed reading it.
Adding you to favorites, Ill have to come back and read it again later.
Drop on by and browse through a huge archive of joke riddles
This is one of the many jokes i found amongst the many joke categorys:
A man walks into his favorite bar and saw a bum panhandeling. The bum asked if the man could spare a dollar. The man replied "If I give you money are you going to use it to buy liquor?" The bum said he would not, so the man asked "If I give you money are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum said he would not, so the man asked "Would you come home with me so I can show my wife what happenes to someone who doesnt gamble or drink?"
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